I’m terribly sorry I have to do this, it is not easy for me at all, honestly. This note will be the last memory you’ll ever have of me, I’m bouncing and not lookin back. Don’t let it get you all upset inside. It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of the extreme effect you have on my waistline, butt, hips, and thighs that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You’d be much better off finding a person that can deal with wonderful way you cause fatigue and weight gain. I might miss certain things about you such as how dern good you taste. I’m glad this is done and we’re going separate directions for good. I think you’ll find someone to love again. And hopefully I will be incredibly far away.
We’ll see how this goes. Day 1 was just as hard as I thought it would be!