Joe was sitting at the kitchen table and I thought I’d be nice. I started to give him a little shoulder massage.
Joe: “See, it doesn’t hurt me like it hurts you.” (Referring to when he attempts to give me a shoulder massage and I beg him to stop because its actually painful. He’s not the best shoulder massager.)
Me: “Well that’s because you don’t know your own strength.”. (Uh-oh, I wonder if I should have said that.)
Joe: “Yeah, you’re right. I am pretty strong.”
Me: hahahhahaa (oh my gosh, I wonder if he can feel me rolling my eyes)
Joe: “I mean, I am damn near superhuman.”
Me: lmbo (what I have to deal with!) Hahahhhaa
Nothing like a good belly laugh to start the day off!